SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE TAKE OVER DISNEYLAND. PERFORM FIRST ORIGINAL SONG

SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!! These little girls make me smile so huge! Watch as Ellen's tiny dynamos, Sophia Grace and Rosie, take over Disneyland. They are so excited about absolutely EVERYTHING!! It's adorable. THEN they perform their very first original song, a rap called Princess Swagger. Cuteness overload. Watch them and try not to smile from ear to ear.

JUSTIN THEROUX BREAKDANCES ON ELLEN

This is 300 shades of adorable. Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston's main squeeze and my long time crush (remember him on Sex & the City?) was on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday and got challanged! After telling a cute story about Jen begging him to do some poppin' and lockin' and how he said he needed his breakin' shoes, Ellen pulls out a surprise. Watch and giggle. Not afraid to admit, kinda

JC PENNEY & ELLEN ADDRESS THE BIGOTS CALLING FOR HER FIRING

I am not even going to quote the bigots at One Million Moms (more like One Million WRONGS)calling for the firing of Ellen Degeneres as JC Penney's spokesperson because she is gay because their words are not worth reading, but I WILL show you the responses from JC Penney and Ellen herself. In a rare moment on her show, Ellen addresses the haters and lets them her supporters know that she loves

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLEN DEGENERES!

One of the funniest women who ever lived on the face of this or any planet, Ellen Degeneres, is 54 today!! She looks great!! Seriously, talk about aging gracefully. Ellen has built quite an empire from her humble beginnings as a comedian through her coming out publicly and her marriage to the beautiful Portia de Rossi and her hugely successful daytime talk show. What an inspiration!! Anyway, here

ADAM LAMBERT INTERVIEWED AND PERFORMED ON ELLEN

Adam Lambert opens up about the new album, Trespassing, the fight with his boyfriend in Finland and more on Ellen. Very forthcoming with every detail, Adam comes off as genuine and lovely. His boyfriend is even in the audience to cheer him on, with no visible bruises. Ha. He says he is "so lucky to have fallen in love with a great partner". Awww. Says the fight was "childish, foolish, messiness".

YOU ARE GOING TO LAUGH YOUR AZZ OFF: HAUNTED HOUSE ON ELLEN

Ellen Degeneres often sends members of her staff on hilarious adventures. This time she sends her writer Amy and Amy's mother the haunted house aboard the Queen Mary. Well, you just have to watch this to appreciate it. I was almost peeing my pants. Enjoy.

ADORABLE 8 YR. OLD BRITISH GIRL PERFORMS SUPER BASS WITH NICKI MINAJ

She's got it going on!!! Sophie Grace Brownlee became an internet sensation performing Nicki Minaj's Super Bass and leave it to Ellen to bring them together. This little girl has flow and can sing like crazy!! Nicki is impressed. Watch the adorbs video below.