THE AIKIU HAVE A VERY VINTAGE-PORN-LIKE NEW VIDEO. WATCH AND WHAT?

French pop band The Aikiu have a new video for their song Pieces of Gold that intercuts half the screen with gay porn and the other half with the band playing instruments. Just watch. That's all you need to know. Probably shouldn't watch at work.

AMANDA SEYFRIED WILL NOW PLAY ICONIC PORN ACTRESS LINDA LOVELACE

It WAS going to be Lindsay Lohan's comeback movie during one of her one-week "I'm all better" periods, but obviously that didn't work out. Then Malin Akerman was going to play Lovelace. NOW it looks like there is finally a script with an A-list up-and-comer attached. Variety reports that Amanda Seyfried, the extraordinarily gorgeous star of Mamma Mia, Jennifer's Body and In Time has signed on to