SOME RANDOM BASEBALL PLAYER INSULTS BRIAN WILSON!

How dare he!!!! Brian Wilson, closer for the San Francisco Giants and my imaginary boyfriend, is making bank doing commercials for Taco Bell. They are offbeat and funny, like my sweet Brian, but apparently some jealous douchebag named Bud Norris, a starter for the most losing team in baseball, the Astros, is trying to pee on his parade. Seems Bud really put the "ass" is Astros when he commented