A Justin Bieber wedding crash is just that much more special, no? - Los Angeles Times (blog)

<div readability="88.8147020444"> <img class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341c630a53ef01538ffe36c0970b" title="Bieber wedding crash: When you're Justin Bieber, do you really need an invitation?" src="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01538ffe36c0970b-600wi" alt="Bieber wedding crash: When you're Justin Bieber, do you really need an invitation?"/><p>Justin Bieber, wedding crasher? Impossible, unlikely, irritating -- you decide.</p> <p>Say, for the sake of argument, that you're having a wedding in Malibu. (Of course, then, you're not reading this blog yourself. That's what assistants are for, silly!) You've shelled out the $30,000 required for the inevitable fireworks, you've bought the air space above your estate to make sure no paparazzi helicopters fly over your event (because that's what Jennifer Aniston did when she married Brad Pitt, and it sounded like a cute thing to do), and Vera Wang has dropped off the strapless, white floor-length but still <em>totally unique</em> gown.</p> <p>The Big Day arrives. You say your "I do's." Everybody cheers, including the roughly 40 of your 200 guests whom you've never, really, technically, met. The music cranks up: It's a karaoke version of Bieber's "One Less Lonely Girl."</p> <p>At the very moment when this song is tearin' up your bash, Bieber himself happens to be walking by on the beach. He hears the song. Lo! The natives are clearly praying for his intervention in some grave matter, and he must intercede immediately! He has no wedding invite, of course, but he does have a publicist, and that trumps an invite, in Malibu at least. So and his plus-one, girlfriend Selena Gomez, just walk in.</p> <p>Why are we posing this scenario? Because it happened! And it was glorious! Granted, we can't say for sure whether there were fireworks or a Vera Wang gown, but there was a Bieber all right. Per TMZ: "We're told Justin snuck up on some guests -- who predictably OMG'd and LOL'd -- and then hopped on the mic, saying, 'We just crashed it. We heard a party so we decided to just come. So let's party.'"</p> <p>Bieber then reportedly blew the minds of these undeserving hobbits for another 10, photo op-filled minutes before leaving everyone a little more special than they were before.</p> <p>There is no record of Bieber bringing a gift. Then again, just being with Bieber for more than three minutes is a gift to everybody.</p> <p><strong>RELATED:</strong></p> <p>Justin Bieber survives a wild day in New York City</p> <p>Justin Bieber gets around at the ESPY Awards [Pictures]</p> <p>Justin Bieber goes to the movies with Selena Gomez — for her 'Monte Carlo' premiere</p> <p>-- Leslie Gornstein</p> <p><em>Photo: Justin Bieber performs in Manila -- no, not Malibu -- in May. Credit: Reuters</em></p> </div>