Justin Bieber Dumps Selena Gomez for a 'Guy' - Gather Celebs News Channel

<div readability="83.4757021846"> <p>Tired of all the Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez break up rumors? Well, try this one on for size. A new rumor has it that JB has dumped Selena Gomez for a guy. And there's a PDA photo to prove it.<br/><br/><img src="http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1165632090391&amp;id=a797df14b1337390fad2d70ab2d2c215&amp;url=http%3a%2f%2ffunandfitnessblog.files.wordpress.com%2f2011%2f05%2fjustinbieber3.jpg%3fw%3d614" class="sg_t"/>Sorry, Beliebers. Although Justin Bieber has finally dumped his Disney star girlfriend, Selena Gomez, it doesn't look like any of you will be marrying him any time soon. It seems the Teen Dream is already taken. He's fallen head-over-heels for a guy named Derek. And you can click here to see a photo of the happy couple gazing longingly and lovingly into each other's eyes. So, Jelena is dead. Long live Jerek. Or Destin. Or whatever.</p><p>O.K., O.K. Lest any beliebers faint dead away or slash their wrists, the Derek that Justin has "reportedly" fallen in love with is the infamous Derek Bieber, the teen idol's own alter ego. For the woefully uninformed, Derek Bieber recently became a trending topic on Twitter when the folks at TMZ attempted to score an impromptu interview with JB. Ever the prankster, Justin quipped innocently: "I'm famous? I'm a celebrity? I didn't even realize. … My name is Derek, I don't know what you guys are talking about." It quickly became a joke heard around the world.</p><p>Or not. What's most interesting about this story is the variety of reactions posted by beliebers to the obviously fake rumor. Some just didn't get it.</p><p>"er, confused," wrote one.</p><p>Some got it, but didn't like it.</p><p>"not funny," wrote another indignantly. "JBieber is not gay"</p><p>Others got it, and found it hilarious.</p><p>"lol. so appearently (sic), Justin is dating himself now!" posted another. "lol. hahaha. this is funny."</p><p>Still others didn't seem to care why Justin dumped Selena or who he replaced her with as long as she was out of the picture.</p><p>"so does this mean jelena is over?" exulted yet another. "Yeeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! They broke up! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!! *does super happy dance* Yeah Baby WooHooooo!!!!!!!!!"</p><p>So, there you have it. What do you think of the Justin Bieber and Derek Bieber dating rumor? Funny or in poor taste?</p><p>© Hope Carson 2011</p><p>Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: <em>A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker</em> and <em>A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent</em>. You can follow her on Twitter.</p></div><div id="siteReport" readability="29.658266129"> <div id="siteReportHeadding" readability="6.91764705882">Please provide details below to help Gather review this content. If it is found to be inappropriate and in violation of the Gather Terms of Service, action will be taken.</div> </div><p>You have successfully submitted a report for this post.</p>