HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADONNA!!!!

Another year, another gay holiday. Madonna, the Queen of the Universe, is 53 today. My how time flies. Madonna made me gay, you know. I can't remember being as obsessed with anything in my life as I have been with my life-long girlfriend, Madonna. She has brought joy to not only me but millions upon millions of people all over the world and is continuing to do so. Will she be a part of my wedding